Harley Quinn #56 Preview: Don’t shoot me, bro! Seriously, if someone tranqs, tases, or shoots me one more time, I’m quitting this whole “main character in her own comic book series” thing! My mandatory road trip with the Gunbuddies comes to an end in a jungle where we’re hunted for sport by a rich jerkwad! Plus, the return of one of my greatest enemies and the birth of an unexpected ally! Continue reading Harley Quinn #56 Preview

Harley Quinn #55 Preview: All I wanted to do was get kidnapped and go on a nice little road trip! Okay, I didn’t want to do either of those things, but now that I have…I would really appreciate not getting beat up by Fire and Ice and then being thrown into a jail cell with the two jamokes who kidnapped me to begin with! I’m a free spirit, and I swear I’m gonna get outta here no matter what! That’s a Harley Quinn Promise™! Continue reading Harley Quinn #55 Preview

Harley Quinn #54 Preview: Every so often a girl’s gotta stretch her legs, leave her comfort zone, get mortally wounded, thrown into an RV, and driven across the country on an involuntary road trip (a.k.a. I’ve been kidnapped)! The Gunbuddies are back and they’ve taken yours truly on an action-packed jaunt to Coast City. Will we all become best budz forevah, or am I gonna crash their RV into a concrete wall? One thing’s for sure: by the end of this issue zoo animals will be running wild through the streets! Continue reading Harley Quinn #54 Preview

Harley Quinn #53 Preview: Hello. This is Harley Quinn. Today, I’m going to be announcing three exciting new products coming from DC. A new way to disrupt super-villains without getting your hands dirty, a hilarious comic about a super-cute clown girl who everyone is in love with, and a story about an angry industrialist whose portfolio value is through the roof. Three products. Disrupting super-villainy, a super cute clown girl, and an angry industrialist. Are you getting it? Is this making sense?! I’m talking about the new issue of my comic! It’s all in there. Hello? Is this thing on? Does anyone even read these things????? Continue reading Harley Quinn #53 Preview

Harley Quinn #52 Preview: When that crappy but kinda hot Althea Klang attempts to drive me and Mrs. Grimaldi out of our minds by installing a phone charging station (a.k.a. a hipster loiterer magnet) right outside of our home, we take things straight to court! But as we try to plead our very endearing and straightforward case, we’re derailed by an avalanche of differing opinions as a cadre of concerned citizens make their numerous differing opinions known. Every story has two sides, except for some (like this one) which have something like seven sides. It’s a classic she said, she said, she said, she said case! Continue reading Harley Quinn #52 Preview

Harley Quinn #51 Preview: Long has humanity wondered who would win in a battle between impulsive clown, giant sentient brain, and two gun-loving best buddies. Look no further! As of May 2025, the results are in! So, uhhh, order this comic now if you want to see who wins. It’s time to go on safari!!!!! Also: some real racy stuff happens! Bring your fire-resistant jumpers, ’cause it’s about to get hot! Continue reading Harley Quinn #51 Preview

Harley Quinn #50 Preview: Bang bang bang! Introducing the soon-to-be DC Comics sensation—the  Gunbuddies! They love each other almost as much as they love guns! Take it from me, everybody wants a piece of Harley Quinn—including my own brain! Can the Clown Queen of Crime (me) dodge assassination attempts, navigate the  responsibilities of being part of a neighborhood party planning committee, and come to terms with my own super-superego all in time to not have a surprise  aneurism all over the floor of my favorite bodega? Continue reading Harley Quinn #50 Preview

Harley Quinn #49 Preview: This issue is chock-full of my pal Amygdala, so I’ve asked him to tell you about it in his own words: Rich lady tell Amygdala hit clown lady. Amygdala hit clown lady. Clown lady hit Amygdala on head but he not feel owie. Amygdala hit back. Bad dogs bite Amygdala too but no feel owie. Everyone fight. You buy? Continue reading Harley Quinn #49 Preview

Harley Quinn #48 Preview: Somebody ruined my perfect date night!!!! Professor Pyg here, Gotham City’s most sensual and available bachelor. I regret to inform you that my one true love, Harley Quinn, has left my heart spurned and abused. Well, I simply can’t have that, so I’m going to do what any maladjusted individual would do and throw a fit in the swamp! Try having a nice time with Poison Ivy now! In fact, you know what? Get lost, Poison Ivy! Harley Quinn’s got a new hubby, and he has a perfect piggy nose!!!!! Let’s get sick together!!!!!!! Continue reading Harley Quinn #48 Preview

Harley Quinn #47 Preview: Clayface is having a (dinner) party, and everybody’s invited…as long as their name  is Clayface! We’ve got all the Clayfaces in here—Basil, Matt, Sondra, Preston,  Cassius, Spanky, Alfalfa, Stymie, even Clownface (remember Clownface?)! My latest Destruction Agency case brings me face-to-face with Clayface as I crash and burn the ultimate muck-filled family reunion harder than Aunt Ethel’s overcooked brisket at last year’s Passover seder! Oh yeah, and somebody’s gonna die in this one. Continue reading Harley Quinn #47 Preview

Harley Quinn #46 Preview: Laddies and Gentlegirls, are your engines burning for violence, malfeasance,  and mayhammery? Look no further than this issue of Harley Quinn (available for preorder right now)! I, Imperator Harleyiosa, acting as the agent of the Council of Aggrieved Local Retailers of Throatcutter Hill, have placed an embargo on all internet purchases in our disgusting little corner of Gotham City henceforth. No more will convenient internet retailers flood our streets with their express-mail trucks and fill our  recycling bins with empty cardboard boxes! Embargoed! Watch out, ’cause I got some serious road rage I can’t wait to unleash! Set wheel in here, and I’m gonna blow up your truck! Continue reading Harley Quinn #46 Preview

Harley Quinn #45 Preview: Attention residents of Throatcutter Hill! Art! Since the dawn of humanity, we have found emotional, spiritual, and even intellectual meaning through the visual arts. But sometimes…even art can suck real, real bad. Is a soulless and aesthetically meritless corporate statue ruining your view of a perfectly good park full of uncollected trash and dead rats? That’s where I come in—Hello, I’m Harley Quinn. Recently, I launched my latest business venture, the Harley Quinn Destructive Agency. My goal is simple: if there’s something you need blown up, if you need somebody clobbered, if there’s anything I can do to make Throatcutter Hill a more dangerous place again—I’ll do it. My rates are reasonable! And for an introductory price of $3.99 you can witness me beat the crud out of a corpo superhero! You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll slap your thigh! So what are you waiting for? Call your local comics store, and be sure to order a copy of Harley Quinn #45 today! Continue reading Harley Quinn #45 Preview

Harley Quinn #44 Preview: The big wigs here at DC want me to be a bit clearer in these snooze-licit texts so here goes nuttin’. Begin the prewritten statement! Ahem. “When Harley Quinn discovers her favorite dangerous neighborhood in Gotham City, Throatcut Hill, has been gentrified beyond recognition, she breaks bad and sets out on a one clown-woman mission to make Gotham City safe for crime again!” Wow! I couldn’t have said it better myself, and luckily, I won’t have to, thanks to the excellent work of my new creative team, Elliott Kalan (The Flop House, Mystery Science Theater 3000) and Mindy Lee (Bounty,  Harley Quinn: Everybody Hates Side Quests). Continue reading Harley Quinn #44 Preview

Harley Quinn #43 Preview: Brrr! My buns are freezin’ off! With the threat of Gotham City being buried under five hundred metric tons of ice, your ol’ pal Harley Quinn (me!) has no choice but to face down against both the icecube lickingest bad dood to ever live, Mr. Freeze, and the devious Bat-family-hating Officer Pulaski! Can’t a Clown Queen of Crime catch a break?! Alls I want to do is set things right before the citizens of Gotham are turned into icy-cles. Plus, I got one last dream to share with ya before these jabronis start pumping my brain with coffee 24/7 and it’s A JUICY ONE! That’s right, back by popular demand, MORE BEEFCAKE BARBARIAN QUEEN HARLEY by Alexis Quasarano and this time she’s joined by da Fellspyre Chronicles’ own Riccardo Federici! Continue reading Harley Quinn #43 Preview

Harley Quinn #42 Preview: Let’s be honest; I ain’t always the easiest ta get along with. Hey, don’t agree so fast! You ain’t exactly the bee’s knees yerself! Okay, where was I—oh yeah, ON THE RUN! My scientific study on villainous villains has gone all KINDS of wrong, and I’ve made myself a whole lotta enemies in a real short time: Mistah Freeze! Robin! And worst of all, this new cop Pulaski, who’s got a target aimed smack dab at my head. Don’t shoot my head, Pulaski! I LOVE my head! And assumin’ Pulaski doesn’t shoot my lovely head, step inside it for a lovely story about the power of readin’ books and why burnin’ em is no good (TERRIBLY inefficient as a fuel source)—as brought to you by the librarians who keep kickin’ me out of the video section— Joanne Starer and Marcial Toledano Vargas! Continue reading Harley Quinn #42 Preview

Harley Quinn #41 Preview: There ain’t nothin’ like villainy! The sweet sound’a bank alarms, the wind blow’n through yer hair in a stolen car, not ta mention the discounts ya get buying “bang” flags in bulk—but every now’n’again, the sweet candy of crime has one heck of a sugar crash! I’ve gone and got myself noticed by some cold-hearted types—here’s ta hopin’ I don’t get ICED! But don’t ya dare think that’s all! We also got a tale of a nightmare that RUINED my sleep the day before I took my driver’s license photo, as told by two real cool folks who did NOT like talkin’ ta me at the DMV—Gretchen Felker-Martin and Dani! Continue reading Harley Quinn #41 Preview

Harley Quinn #40 Preview: Driving laws, etiquette, common sense? WHO NEEDS ’EM. Dat’s right, you finks! I’m continuing my greatest higher education-motivated research assignment to date—being bad! And if that wasn’t enough GETTING SCHOOLED for ya in one issue, my collegiate best friends for life forever and always, Grace Ellis and Hannah Templer, have joined forces to tell the true story of the time I dreamed I was sent back ta school! You’ll be calling me Harley Dangerfield by the end of this one on account of all the respect yer gonna be giving me! Continue reading Harley Quinn #40 Preview